Bunnies, Peaches and Teachers

Bunnies, Peaches and Teachers 
~by Ms. Martha :)


Patrick was the teacher’s name

His ideas and lessons were never lame

On his blog he recorded the plan

And asked his students to become a fan

If a student needed help big or small, he said “I’m game!”

One rainy day that was not very sunny

Patrick and his class ran into a bunny

The students gasped ‘cause the bunny was slim

So they looked for a carrot or cabbage to feed him

But the carrots were green and the cabbage looked funny

I have a plan said the famous English teach’

I’ll use my iPhone to draw him a peach

“A  peach?” said the class

As they gathered on mass

“But how can you expect the bunny to reach?”

Now Mr. Patrick knew the thing about bunnies at school

Was they were often teachers trying to trick a fool

So as he created the peach in digital form

He prepared his class for the likely storm

Secretly he knew the peach was a magical tool

 Blake was the teacher’s name

His ideas and lessons were never lame

The thing about Blake, that only Patrick knew,

Was that he really liked to eat stew

And rabbit disguises where his claim to fame.

So he called up Ms. Tami to ask her advice

She said ‘Give him a peach, even just a slice’

Although he thought the advice very funny

He had no idea what to do with the hungry bunny

The only pets he had ever owned were a family of mice

After hours of drawing the perfect peach

Patrick realized it was out of the bunnies reach

‘Silly me!’ he remarked, as he smacked his hand to his head

How can a real life bunny use digital food to be fed?

If I want to solve this dilemma, I must ask Mr. Elliott for his expert scientific teach!

When asked for help, Mr. E was quite plain

Only cabbages and carrots will bring any gain

So off to the market with IPhone in tow

Patrick purchased some carrots, the entire row

When he called his wife to tell her the plan, all she said was “Insane!”

“Today is Thursday” Mr. Patrick thought

“We have to do lit circles or their brains will rot

But first we have to change this bunny

Without social studies they might go funny

It is my duty to save the day! I will bring all the carrots I bought.”

He rushed into class with the sac of food

Everyone was in a foul mood

The bunny had chewed up all of their books

And now it was giving them starving looks

When given the carrots he gobbled them up, so rude!

With a flash of light and a puff of smoke

Blake turned back into a regular bloke

“What are you doing?” he cried!

“At this rate your brains will be fried.

If we don’t read Animal Farm my heart will be broke!”

Each student quickly went back to his seat

Surprised by all the carrots Mr. Blake did eat

They opened their books

Under glaring looks

Amazed by Mr. Patrick’s amazing feat!

After that day when it was not very sunny

Only student’s remembered what was really funny

Mr. Patrick went back to his lit circles and blogs

Mr. Blake insisted on Cornell notes for everyone’s logs

Regardless of photos, stories and tales he never admitted that he once was a bunny.